Singles Singled Out?

I heard a radio commercial this morning on my way to work. It's on mattresses (can't say which brand).

"... AND IF YOU'RE MARRIED, YOU ENJOY $200 OFF!"

Maybe.... just maybe... this mattress company signed a $200 dollar deal with the Ministry of Pathetic Birth Rate. You see, these mattresses are probably incorporated with Micro Particle Aphrodisiac Emitting Chips... you know where I'm going with this heh heh.

Maybe not. Maybe got free Tongkat Ali sachets.