Back at work. So uncool. I'm homesick.
My New Year's Resolution is WGAF.
From now till CNY, I'm going to stuff my face with lard, butter, pig's trotters and ice-cream so that I will not look like a Somalian, according to traditional old folks' standards of a healthy-looking person. I have to become Shallow Hal's Rosemary. Speaking of which, there was this scene where Hal is having dinner with Jill, his hot chick neighbour at a fancy restaurant. She was wearing a tube top. And you know how TV angles are... objects are aesthetically positioned to create depth of field bla bla bla.
Daniel asked, "Why jie jie didn't wear clothes?"
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