Hahaha! So true!
Taken from here.
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Showing posts with label Humour. Show all posts
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Friday, October 07, 2011
What Turns A Woman On
Lately, I see commercials with a new age rather good-looking well-buffed dad playing with his kids, or doing a house chore.
Do you know that's the top turn-on for women? ESPECIALLY mothers? There's something about the lethal combo of biceps, THE HAIR and domestication.
When the husband tuck the boys to bed at night or take the little one for night bike ride to chill him out, while I get to shower earlier and do whatever I need to do, my heart swells with adoration and appreciation. In other words, I'm his bitch.
That's why I LOVE this book, Porn For New Moms.
LOVE the way certain keywords are bold, like You, relax, take a nap, have a break.
It's hard to explain why. It's like these men could be out drinking/working/entertaining/playing their favorite sport/hanging out with the guys, BUT NO, he is at home, looking after the baby that you two SHARE together, not because he has to, but he WANTS to. O. EM. GEE. Can you hear my panties drop.
Do you know that's the top turn-on for women? ESPECIALLY mothers? There's something about the lethal combo of biceps, THE HAIR and domestication.
When the husband tuck the boys to bed at night or take the little one for night bike ride to chill him out, while I get to shower earlier and do whatever I need to do, my heart swells with adoration and appreciation. In other words, I'm his bitch.
That's why I LOVE this book, Porn For New Moms.
LOVE the way certain keywords are bold, like You, relax, take a nap, have a break.
It's hard to explain why. It's like these men could be out drinking/working/entertaining/playing their favorite sport/hanging out with the guys, BUT NO, he is at home, looking after the baby that you two SHARE together, not because he has to, but he WANTS to. O. EM. GEE. Can you hear my panties drop.
Tuesday, September 06, 2011
Mooncake Festival Electrical Lanterns
It's time of the year again, for the loud annoying electric moon cake festival LANTERNS with REPULSIVE techno kiddie music!
If you have a child of 0-4 years of age, and have doting grandparent(s) and aunts and uncles, and live in Malaysia, chances are you will have one of these at home sometime this month.
See that little speaker there? It looks harmless, yes? YOU ARE DEAD WRONG!
Here's how to mute it. No, sorry, you can't ever mute it unless you run it over with your car.
Here's how to muffle it. Go to your stationery supply shop and get some of these Tack-It sticky thing. Cover the speaker with it. A pack of these can cover 50 loud annoying electrical lanterns.
You are welcome!!
If you have a child of 0-4 years of age, and have doting grandparent(s) and aunts and uncles, and live in Malaysia, chances are you will have one of these at home sometime this month.
See that little speaker there? It looks harmless, yes? YOU ARE DEAD WRONG!
Here's how to mute it. No, sorry, you can't ever mute it unless you run it over with your car.
Here's how to muffle it. Go to your stationery supply shop and get some of these Tack-It sticky thing. Cover the speaker with it. A pack of these can cover 50 loud annoying electrical lanterns.
You are welcome!!
Monday, June 06, 2011
Obedient Wives Club
I feel lucky to be in Malaysia because I have news like this to make me laugh.
Ultimate shock value.
'Wives can curb social ills like prostitution by being obedient and alluring'
Obedient Wives Club to offer sex lessons on how to pleasure husbands
I gotta hand it to them for being upfront, honest and explicit about this. I can understand from an Islamic point of view/law because Christianity also have similar duty scope of a wife and husband albeit in a more 'loving,reasonable and new age' form. I think it's called The Five Languages of Love, and it is taught in pre-marital courses conducted by churches. It's like a little private guideline to keep your marriage healthy and happy.
But this club's belief and views are absurd beyond jaw-drop. Domestic violence, abuse and social ills are caused by disobedient wives who do not sexually satisfy their husbands?
This is my favourite quote from one of the founders, Dr. Rohaya:
"When husbands come home, wives do not welcome their husbands with warm alluring smiles and sexy dressing ... That is the reality today". Wow, she must've been living in some neverneverland.
Anyway, I expect this coming raya to be more 'sexy', like these Kuih Raya ala Obedient Wives Club.
Ultimate shock value.
'Wives can curb social ills like prostitution by being obedient and alluring'
Obedient Wives Club to offer sex lessons on how to pleasure husbands
I gotta hand it to them for being upfront, honest and explicit about this. I can understand from an Islamic point of view/law because Christianity also have similar duty scope of a wife and husband albeit in a more 'loving,reasonable and new age' form. I think it's called The Five Languages of Love, and it is taught in pre-marital courses conducted by churches. It's like a little private guideline to keep your marriage healthy and happy.
But this club's belief and views are absurd beyond jaw-drop. Domestic violence, abuse and social ills are caused by disobedient wives who do not sexually satisfy their husbands?
This is my favourite quote from one of the founders, Dr. Rohaya:
"When husbands come home, wives do not welcome their husbands with warm alluring smiles and sexy dressing ... That is the reality today". Wow, she must've been living in some neverneverland.
Anyway, I expect this coming raya to be more 'sexy', like these Kuih Raya ala Obedient Wives Club.
Tuesday, May 03, 2011
Daniel's Impressionist Art
Kids draw the darnest things.
Dan: Mummy, I want the round round biscuit.
Me: What round round biscuit.
Dan: The round round biscuit ah.
Me: Hmm... I don't know what it looks like. Tell me what it looks like. It is big? Small? Black? White?
Dan: Hmm... round, and got chocolate inside.
Me: Hmm... I really don't know what biscuit it that... *turning away from him and checking Facebook on my iPhone*
Ten minutes later, he gives me this.
Can you guess what it is?
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HAHAHAHAHAHHAHAHAHAHAH!!! I tell you, I gotta hand it to the little guy and his pencil.
ps. the arrows pointing down means chocolate cream comes out when he pushes his finger through.
Dan: Mummy, I want the round round biscuit.
Me: What round round biscuit.
Dan: The round round biscuit ah.
Me: Hmm... I don't know what it looks like. Tell me what it looks like. It is big? Small? Black? White?
Dan: Hmm... round, and got chocolate inside.
Me: Hmm... I really don't know what biscuit it that... *turning away from him and checking Facebook on my iPhone*
Ten minutes later, he gives me this.
Can you guess what it is?
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HAHAHAHAHAHHAHAHAHAHAH!!! I tell you, I gotta hand it to the little guy and his pencil.
ps. the arrows pointing down means chocolate cream comes out when he pushes his finger through.
Monday, April 25, 2011
Friday, March 18, 2011
Alexandra Wallace
Recently an American blonde ranted about Asians and posted it on YouTube. I tell you, blondes and YouTube always create news.
Taken from nytimes
Alexandra Wallace is the student at the University of California, Los Angeles, who made the three-minute video seen by millions of people on YouTube in which she disparages Asian students for using cellphones in the library to call family members after the tsunami struck Japan.
Actually, I am not responding to her insensitivity. I think this video that Jimmy made is absolutely awesome!!
Have a good weekend peeps!
Taken from nytimes
Alexandra Wallace is the student at the University of California, Los Angeles, who made the three-minute video seen by millions of people on YouTube in which she disparages Asian students for using cellphones in the library to call family members after the tsunami struck Japan.
Actually, I am not responding to her insensitivity. I think this video that Jimmy made is absolutely awesome!!
Have a good weekend peeps!
Thursday, March 17, 2011
888GB iPad for RM9.80
From the The Star papers today:
GEORGE TOWN: In a store here, there is an iPad going for only RM9.80, a 13.3-inch dual-core processor laptop for under RM12 and an iPhone 4 for a mere RM2.
There is one catch, though – while anyone can buy it, only the dead can use it.
Angeli Choo, 43, a Chinese prayer item shop worker in Burmah Road, said paper replicas of electronic items are getting more popular with customers buying prayer paraphernalia for the Qing Ming Festival (Chinese All Souls’ Day).
“Customers want their dearly departed to be able to keep up with the latest in information technology (IT), besides the usual ‘luxury’ offerings of bungalows with maids and security guards, watches, designer bags and gold ingots. The ‘iPad’ even comes with a USB cable for charging and syncing,” she said.
Even the specifications are literally out of this world. While the current largest storage size for iPads in our world is 64GB, the “other world” users are already using iPads with an auspiciously whopping 888GB!
Miniature luxury cars and electrical appliances are also popular items, according to James Ong, a retail supervisor at the Bee Chin Heong prayer item shop in Kimberley Street.
“The Toyota Alphard MPV, BMW 6 Series and Mercedes-Benz S-Class are among the favourites.
“LCD television sets are also in constant demand,” he said, adding that most paper replica products were available within two weeks after the real stuff hit the market.
“Whatever people have and enjoy in real life, they want their departed ones to have,” said Lim Say Saik, a businesswoman who has been in the prayer paraphernalia business for over 20 years.
Families will visit their ancestors’ graves and clean up the tombs during the Qing Ming Festival which falls on April 5.
Lim’s catalogue of paper replica products rivals any hypermarket, with thousands of products in various categories, including food and beverage, clothing, cars, motorcycles, consumer electronics and even boats.
“You don’t have to worry when you die,” she said.
However, no information is available on Internet solutions and pricing for the afterworld.
Perhaps the ancestors will have to figure out their own monthly plans and device commitments.
***
Can you foresee the next headline?
"Dead relative requests to Add Friend on Facebook"
And please can someone start making Volkswagen GTIs?
ps. I respect the underworld, I really do, but I believe they have a sense of humour too... I hope. I apologize if anyone is hurt or offended.
GEORGE TOWN: In a store here, there is an iPad going for only RM9.80, a 13.3-inch dual-core processor laptop for under RM12 and an iPhone 4 for a mere RM2.
There is one catch, though – while anyone can buy it, only the dead can use it.
Angeli Choo, 43, a Chinese prayer item shop worker in Burmah Road, said paper replicas of electronic items are getting more popular with customers buying prayer paraphernalia for the Qing Ming Festival (Chinese All Souls’ Day).
“Customers want their dearly departed to be able to keep up with the latest in information technology (IT), besides the usual ‘luxury’ offerings of bungalows with maids and security guards, watches, designer bags and gold ingots. The ‘iPad’ even comes with a USB cable for charging and syncing,” she said.
Even the specifications are literally out of this world. While the current largest storage size for iPads in our world is 64GB, the “other world” users are already using iPads with an auspiciously whopping 888GB!
Miniature luxury cars and electrical appliances are also popular items, according to James Ong, a retail supervisor at the Bee Chin Heong prayer item shop in Kimberley Street.
“The Toyota Alphard MPV, BMW 6 Series and Mercedes-Benz S-Class are among the favourites.
“LCD television sets are also in constant demand,” he said, adding that most paper replica products were available within two weeks after the real stuff hit the market.
“Whatever people have and enjoy in real life, they want their departed ones to have,” said Lim Say Saik, a businesswoman who has been in the prayer paraphernalia business for over 20 years.
Families will visit their ancestors’ graves and clean up the tombs during the Qing Ming Festival which falls on April 5.
Lim’s catalogue of paper replica products rivals any hypermarket, with thousands of products in various categories, including food and beverage, clothing, cars, motorcycles, consumer electronics and even boats.
“You don’t have to worry when you die,” she said.
However, no information is available on Internet solutions and pricing for the afterworld.
Perhaps the ancestors will have to figure out their own monthly plans and device commitments.
***
Can you foresee the next headline?
"Dead relative requests to Add Friend on Facebook"
And please can someone start making Volkswagen GTIs?
ps. I respect the underworld, I really do, but I believe they have a sense of humour too... I hope. I apologize if anyone is hurt or offended.
Friday, October 01, 2010
ShitMyDadSays
No, not my dad. Justin Halpern's dad.
Taken from this site.
After being dumped by his longtime girlfriend, twenty-eight-year-old Justin Halpern found himself living at home with his seventy-three-year-old dad. Sam Halpern, who is “like Socrates, but angrier, and with worse hair,” has never minced words, and when Justin moved back home, he began to record all the ridiculous things his dad said to him:
"Pick your furniture like you pick a wife: It should make you feel comfortable and look nice, but not so nice that if someone walks past it they want to steal it."
"Do people your age know how to comb their hair? It looks like two squirrels crawled on their heads and started fucking."
"The worst thing you can be is a liar....Okay, fine, yes, the worst thing you can be is a Nazi, but then number two is liar. Nazi one, liar two."
This one is my favourite:
"Look, we're basically on earth to shit and fuck. So unless your job's to help people shit or fuck, it's not that important, so relax."
More than a million people now follow Mr. Halpern’s philosophical musings on Twitter, and in this book, his son weaves a brilliantly funny, touching coming-of-age memoir around the best of his quotes. An all-American story that unfolds on the Little League field, in Denny's, during excruciating family road trips, and, most frequently, in the Halperns' kitchen over bowls of Grape-Nuts, Sh*t My Dad Says is a chaotic, hilarious, true portrait of a father-son relationship from a major new comic voice.
Have a good weekend!
Taken from this site.
After being dumped by his longtime girlfriend, twenty-eight-year-old Justin Halpern found himself living at home with his seventy-three-year-old dad. Sam Halpern, who is “like Socrates, but angrier, and with worse hair,” has never minced words, and when Justin moved back home, he began to record all the ridiculous things his dad said to him:
"Pick your furniture like you pick a wife: It should make you feel comfortable and look nice, but not so nice that if someone walks past it they want to steal it."
"Do people your age know how to comb their hair? It looks like two squirrels crawled on their heads and started fucking."
"The worst thing you can be is a liar....Okay, fine, yes, the worst thing you can be is a Nazi, but then number two is liar. Nazi one, liar two."
This one is my favourite:
"Look, we're basically on earth to shit and fuck. So unless your job's to help people shit or fuck, it's not that important, so relax."
More than a million people now follow Mr. Halpern’s philosophical musings on Twitter, and in this book, his son weaves a brilliantly funny, touching coming-of-age memoir around the best of his quotes. An all-American story that unfolds on the Little League field, in Denny's, during excruciating family road trips, and, most frequently, in the Halperns' kitchen over bowls of Grape-Nuts, Sh*t My Dad Says is a chaotic, hilarious, true portrait of a father-son relationship from a major new comic voice.
Have a good weekend!
Wednesday, September 29, 2010
Wednesday, September 09, 2009
How Stock Markets Work
Once upon a time in a place overrun with monkeys, a man appeared and announced to the villagers that he would buy monkeys for $10 each. The villagers, seeing that there were many monkeys around, went out to the forest, and started catching them. The man bought thousands at $10 and as supply started to diminish, they became harder to catch, so the villagers stopped their effort.
The man then announced that he would now pay $20 for each one. This renewed the efforts of the villagers and they started catching monkeys again. But soon the supply diminished even further and they were ever harder to catch, so people started going back to their farms and forgot about monkey catching. The man increased his price to $25 each and the supply of monkeys became so sparse that it was an effort to even see a monkey, much less catch one.
The man now announced that he would buy monkeys for $50! However, since he had to go to the city on some business, his assistant would now buy on his behalf.
While the man was away the assistant told the villagers. ‘Look at all these monkeys in the big cage that the man has bought. I will sell them to you at $35 each and when the man returns from the city, you can sell them to him for $50 each.’
The villagers rounded up all their savings and bought all the monkeys. They never saw the man nor his assistant again and once again there were monkeys everywhere.
That concludes your lesson on how the stock market works.
The man then announced that he would now pay $20 for each one. This renewed the efforts of the villagers and they started catching monkeys again. But soon the supply diminished even further and they were ever harder to catch, so people started going back to their farms and forgot about monkey catching. The man increased his price to $25 each and the supply of monkeys became so sparse that it was an effort to even see a monkey, much less catch one.
The man now announced that he would buy monkeys for $50! However, since he had to go to the city on some business, his assistant would now buy on his behalf.
While the man was away the assistant told the villagers. ‘Look at all these monkeys in the big cage that the man has bought. I will sell them to you at $35 each and when the man returns from the city, you can sell them to him for $50 each.’
The villagers rounded up all their savings and bought all the monkeys. They never saw the man nor his assistant again and once again there were monkeys everywhere.
That concludes your lesson on how the stock market works.
Wednesday, August 26, 2009
Just JB
My route home, isn't it a pretty sight. The sunset, the breeze on tropical palm trees, the straits sea... jam also I don't mind.
Stulang, leading to Danga Bay.
Sometimes I take a different route where I'll pass the latest and ONLY 5-star hotel in Johor Bahru. Thistle. That replaced Hyatt. They cleaned up pretty well. The building is repainted grey now. I hope the staff and management maintains it well. Too many nincompoop slackers around.
The difference between KL and JB is, KL has at least 10 Hottest Chill Out spots and JB has eermm... satu, maybe dua. The other hotter chill out spots belong to ah long, bookie syndicates and are usually at shoplots with heavily tinted glass and neon signboards. Very tasteful you should check them out man. Very classy.
There are ah long cards tossed into my home compound almost everyday. I decided to call them one day from a payphone.
(Me in old-lady heavy British accent) "Hello there. May I speak with Mr Ten (Mr. Tan) please?"
"Halo. Halo? Halo?"
"Yes, hello there. Can you hear me darling?"
"Halo halo? Aaahh.. ya ya ya. Halo. This Mr. Tan"
"Riight. Excellent. I'm Matilda and I've got your card here that says you can lend me money dear?"
"Ah... ya ya. Money. We loan. Where you from madam?"
"Oh, I'm at a mart right now. And I've got pounds money darling, and no local money. I.. I don't know anybody here. No friends darling. Could you come and pay for my lai cheees please?"
(background) Niama ti tiang eh ang moh ah sor ai heng lui buey lychee. "Ahh..."
"Could you hurry please. I need... ahmm... I need 8 dollars and 60 cents darling"
"Aa.. sorry sorry *trying to hide chuckles* We don't. Sorry"
Dead tone.
You think I dare. Hahahhahahaa.
Stulang, leading to Danga Bay.
Sometimes I take a different route where I'll pass the latest and ONLY 5-star hotel in Johor Bahru. Thistle. That replaced Hyatt. They cleaned up pretty well. The building is repainted grey now. I hope the staff and management maintains it well. Too many nincompoop slackers around.
The difference between KL and JB is, KL has at least 10 Hottest Chill Out spots and JB has eermm... satu, maybe dua. The other hotter chill out spots belong to ah long, bookie syndicates and are usually at shoplots with heavily tinted glass and neon signboards. Very tasteful you should check them out man. Very classy.
There are ah long cards tossed into my home compound almost everyday. I decided to call them one day from a payphone.
(Me in old-lady heavy British accent) "Hello there. May I speak with Mr Ten (Mr. Tan) please?"
"Halo. Halo? Halo?"
"Yes, hello there. Can you hear me darling?"
"Halo halo? Aaahh.. ya ya ya. Halo. This Mr. Tan"
"Riight. Excellent. I'm Matilda and I've got your card here that says you can lend me money dear?"
"Ah... ya ya. Money. We loan. Where you from madam?"
"Oh, I'm at a mart right now. And I've got pounds money darling, and no local money. I.. I don't know anybody here. No friends darling. Could you come and pay for my lai cheees please?"
(background) Niama ti tiang eh ang moh ah sor ai heng lui buey lychee. "Ahh..."
"Could you hurry please. I need... ahmm... I need 8 dollars and 60 cents darling"
"Aa.. sorry sorry *trying to hide chuckles* We don't. Sorry"
Dead tone.
You think I dare. Hahahhahahaa.
Thursday, July 30, 2009
Singles Singled Out?
I heard a radio commercial this morning on my way to work. It's on mattresses (can't say which brand).
"... AND IF YOU'RE MARRIED, YOU ENJOY $200 OFF!"
Maybe.... just maybe... this mattress company signed a $200 dollar deal with the Ministry of Pathetic Birth Rate. You see, these mattresses are probably incorporated with Micro Particle Aphrodisiac Emitting Chips... you know where I'm going with this heh heh.
Maybe not. Maybe got free Tongkat Ali sachets.
"... AND IF YOU'RE MARRIED, YOU ENJOY $200 OFF!"
Maybe.... just maybe... this mattress company signed a $200 dollar deal with the Ministry of Pathetic Birth Rate. You see, these mattresses are probably incorporated with Micro Particle Aphrodisiac Emitting Chips... you know where I'm going with this heh heh.
Maybe not. Maybe got free Tongkat Ali sachets.
Thursday, May 14, 2009
Monday, January 21, 2008
Gloomiest Day
News of the day: Heath Ledger is dead.
Traffic at the causeway was non-threatening and smooth today AND yesterday, even at 7.30am. Being a seasonal user of the causeway and the usual route to work in Xin-jia-puo, road traffic is so embeded in my life. It's like a stock market that will determine if you'll waste or save half an hour. Same for KL drivers I bet.
Daniel will officially start nursery on the 1st of February at NURI education centre, Danga Bay/Straits View. And yes to all you mothers out there nodding at what I'm about to say, the separation anxiety will be mostly on my part. I think I'll be the one crying at the front gate, reaching out to him as he is escorted into his classroom, screaming, "Baby baby I'll be here, mummy's here, NO, DON'T GO! COME BAAAAACK" as my eyes tear over the sign 'No Parents Allowed'. That'll be my proudest moment.
What I heard on the radio this morning, some psychologists formulated that the 3rd Monday of January is the gloomiest day of the year based on several factors.
1. Most likely to have the gloomiest weather.
2. Post-holiday monotony starts to sink in.
3. Christmas bills starts to arrive.
4. People start to break their New Year resolutions.
January is also the hot month for divorces, suicides and depression.
So, if you're one of 'em feeling very low and horribly depressed, imagine what teachers have to go through marking these papers..
Traffic at the causeway was non-threatening and smooth today AND yesterday, even at 7.30am. Being a seasonal user of the causeway and the usual route to work in Xin-jia-puo, road traffic is so embeded in my life. It's like a stock market that will determine if you'll waste or save half an hour. Same for KL drivers I bet.
Daniel will officially start nursery on the 1st of February at NURI education centre, Danga Bay/Straits View. And yes to all you mothers out there nodding at what I'm about to say, the separation anxiety will be mostly on my part. I think I'll be the one crying at the front gate, reaching out to him as he is escorted into his classroom, screaming, "Baby baby I'll be here, mummy's here, NO, DON'T GO! COME BAAAAACK" as my eyes tear over the sign 'No Parents Allowed'. That'll be my proudest moment.
What I heard on the radio this morning, some psychologists formulated that the 3rd Monday of January is the gloomiest day of the year based on several factors.
1. Most likely to have the gloomiest weather.
2. Post-holiday monotony starts to sink in.
3. Christmas bills starts to arrive.
4. People start to break their New Year resolutions.
January is also the hot month for divorces, suicides and depression.
So, if you're one of 'em feeling very low and horribly depressed, imagine what teachers have to go through marking these papers..
Monday, November 26, 2007
Another Progress Report *yawn*
Quote of the day: I'm an excellent housekeeper. Every time I get a divorce, I keep the house -Zsa Zsa Gabor
Bored looking at half-done houses? Me too.
Another IKEA mask: $4.90
A chance to be laughed at: Priceless.
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Caught this carnal error in Motor Trader magazine, THE nation's top magazine for buying-selling used cars. It should be 'intercool'.
OH YEAH BABY I WOULD LUUURRRVVEEE SOME TURBO INTERCOUSE! GIVE IT TO ME YOU HOT THROBBING DADDY OF A NISSAN! I wonder if the owner's phone is ringing off the hook lately.
Bored looking at half-done houses? Me too.
Another IKEA mask: $4.90
A chance to be laughed at: Priceless.
***
Caught this carnal error in Motor Trader magazine, THE nation's top magazine for buying-selling used cars. It should be 'intercool'.
OH YEAH BABY I WOULD LUUURRRVVEEE SOME TURBO INTERCOUSE! GIVE IT TO ME YOU HOT THROBBING DADDY OF A NISSAN! I wonder if the owner's phone is ringing off the hook lately.
Friday, November 16, 2007
The Progress
Quote of the day: If it is your time, love will track you down like a cruise missile. -Lynda Barry
Such a mess ain't it. RE-tiling the bathroom, as you can see, it's not done well. The 'head' of the team is redoing it without extra charges because it's his fault. I went sink-shopping yesterday in a bathroom shop. It helps when DADDY is the bargaining king contractor and we get kickass contractor discounts. Do you realize our parents or the older folks' bargaining power is 100X of us? Here's a classic example.
Bulldog-face senior man: How much. (note that it's not a question)
Salesman with 10 years experience: Including the accessories, $450 for you
BFSM: *glares at salesman with bulldog face*
Salesman: Boss, include peripheral (technical jargon).... ok ok, $380
BFSM: *walks off to see another item while ignoring salesman* WOW, such display of commanding power!
Amazingly, they always reach a deal amicably.
I also saw cute mini toilets and matching sinks for toddlers. Daniel stood beside it and almost pulled down his pants while saying "Shu shu".
IKEA alien mask: $4.90
A chance to laugh at your own kid behind the camera: Priceless.
He also love the dragon/dinosaur hand puppet, it's like his good friend now.
Such a mess ain't it. RE-tiling the bathroom, as you can see, it's not done well. The 'head' of the team is redoing it without extra charges because it's his fault. I went sink-shopping yesterday in a bathroom shop. It helps when DADDY is the bargaining king contractor and we get kickass contractor discounts. Do you realize our parents or the older folks' bargaining power is 100X of us? Here's a classic example.
Bulldog-face senior man: How much. (note that it's not a question)
Salesman with 10 years experience: Including the accessories, $450 for you
BFSM: *glares at salesman with bulldog face*
Salesman: Boss, include peripheral (technical jargon).... ok ok, $380
BFSM: *walks off to see another item while ignoring salesman* WOW, such display of commanding power!
Amazingly, they always reach a deal amicably.
I also saw cute mini toilets and matching sinks for toddlers. Daniel stood beside it and almost pulled down his pants while saying "Shu shu".
IKEA alien mask: $4.90
A chance to laugh at your own kid behind the camera: Priceless.
He also love the dragon/dinosaur hand puppet, it's like his good friend now.
Wednesday, November 14, 2007
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