Ally's In Wonderland

Hahaha! So true! Taken from here .

YEEAAAAH!

Lately, I see commercials with a new age rather good-looking well-buffed dad playing with his kids, or doing a house chore. Do you know that...

It's time of the year again, for the loud annoying electric moon cake festival LANTERNS with REPULSIVE techno kiddie music! If you have ...

I feel lucky to be in Malaysia because I have news like this to make me laugh. Ultimate shock value. 'Wives can curb social ills like pr...

Kids draw the darnest things. Dan: Mummy, I want the round round biscuit. Me: What round round biscuit. Dan: The round round biscuit ah. Me:...

For you Jen.

Recently an American blonde ranted about Asians and posted it on YouTube. I tell you, blondes and YouTube always create news. Taken from nyt...

From the The Star papers today: GEORGE TOWN: In a store here, there is an iPad going for only RM9.80, a 13.3-inch dual-core processor lapto...

No, not my dad. Justin Halpern's dad. Taken from this site . After being dumped by his longtime girlfriend, twenty-eight-year-old Justi...

He sure puts a smile on your face, even while you dial his number.

Once upon a time in a place overrun with monkeys, a man appeared and announced to the villagers that he would buy monkeys for $10 each. The ...

My route home, isn't it a pretty sight. The sunset, the breeze on tropical palm trees, the straits sea... jam also I don't mind. Stu...

I heard a radio commercial this morning on my way to work. It's on mattresses (can't say which brand). "... AND IF YOU'RE M...

Just take off your clothes. DUH.

News of the day: Heath Ledger is dead. Traffic at the causeway was non-threatening and smooth today AND yesterday, even at 7.30am. Being a s...

Quote of the day: I'm an excellent housekeeper. Every time I get a divorce, I keep the house -Zsa Zsa Gabor Bored looking at half-done h...

Quote of the day: If it is your time, love will track you down like a cruise missile. -Lynda Barry Such a mess ain't it. RE-tiling the b...