Top 10 Things You Tend To Say To Your Young Children

1. DON'T do that.
2. DON'T play with that.
3. WHY did you do that to your brother/sister?
4. STOP jumping!
5. DON'T run here.
6. I said PLEASE. DON'T. RUN. HERE.
7. Can you STOP that.
8. DO your homework NOW.
9. Why are you angry? / Why are you crying?
10. SLEEP NOW!!!

Of course, I do say other loving things too, and I tell them bedtime stories, but when you have rowdy boys, you are never far off from the list above.

Oh, another one, GIVE ME BACK MY PHONE.