Scratched...

Babies are adorable, and they almost always get accused of being culprits in any mishaps, like this deep raw scratch on my face.


10 out of 10 concerned friends asked me if it was this fella who did it...


Nope. It was in fact my star-studded top that killed me with that sudden sharp immense pain one morning. HAHAHAHAHHAHA. Ain't it cool, we mothers are almost always the victim.